Based on the philosophy that you can never have too many martini's at lunch, Monkey Pants was created for those with a certain assertion towards drinking. Whether its the deep fried hot dogs, or the Thursday night fish races, The Pants, as it's known, is a source of neighborhood entertainment that every man should experience in his lifetime. To make matters worse at every evening @ 1am the shirts come off for The One O'Clock Shirtless Shot - $.01 for everyone exposing some skin. So mark it down on your calender to come in my Pants and experience the wet and messy love that is Monkey Pants. Free Comedy show every Thursday. Happy Hour 10a - 7p daily. Daily food specials. NFL Football Sunday, Group Trivia Monday Night, Bingo Tuesday Night, Karaoke Wednesday Night, Free Comedy show & Fish racing Thursday Night, crotch kicking Friday Night, Speedo Saturdays. Kisses to you & your shoes.